Friday 22 November 2013

England Capitulate on Disastrous Second Day

Perhaps it’s not a good idea to wind up an opening bowler after all. Just as the taunting from the crowd inspired Stuart Broad on day one, a similar barrage of abuse seemed to only fire up the rejuvenated Mitchell Johnson. Each time that the Barmy Army serenaded the man they love to hate, the left-armer seemed to crank up the pace a little more.

Johnson was almost unrecognisable from the bowler of a few years ago. He was aggressive, relentless and most importantly he was very quick, boy was he quick. Johnson bowled with a searing pace that unsettled England, and left them looking like a quivering wreck amidst all the chaos. At one stage six wickets fell for nine runs in a remarkable sequence of play. England were simply unable to cope under the furious Australian pressure.

Earlier in the day, Brad Haddin (94) narrowly missed out on a hundred after the most ambitious bit of running since Forrest Gump went out for a jog and didn’t stop for three years. Broad (6-81) had also accounted for Ryan Harris (9), leaving Australia all out for what appeared to be an under-par total of 295.

The total was looking more average by the minute as Alastair Cook (13) and Michael Carberry (40) made serene progress in the first ten overs. Of course the problem of back-to-back Ashes series for the batters is that their weaknesses from the previous series are likely to rear their ugly heads again and again. This was the case for Cook who was caught nibbling at the ball outside his off stump, the always impressive Harris (3-28) doing the damage.

The low-key start to the innings was merely the calm before the storm. As he did so successfully in the One-Day series in England, Johnson (4-61) went at Jonathan Trott (10). It was a terrific battle. Trott has stubbornly refused to change his style of scuttling across the crease, yet again it was his downfall. Australia have intelligently turned Trott’s biggest strength of flicking the ball through the onside into his biggest weakness. On the eve of lunch, after already wearing a bouncer and looking increasingly frantic at the crease; Trott finally nicked one of his hips to the gleeful Brad Haddin.

Kevin Pietersen (18) couldn’t shine on his 100th Test. He squandered an earlier lifeline when he was dropped by Peter Siddle (1-24) by clipping the ball to George Bailey at midwicket off the bowling of Harris.

Australia sensed blood. The crowd sparked into life again. Carnage was to ensue. It was like the clock was being wound back to the time when Australia were on top of the world. They were irresistible, a ferocious tide that simply engulfed the opposition. Carberry fell after a continued spell of hostile pressure from Johnson.

Nathan Lyon (2-17) came into the game, profiting from the extra bounce afforded by the Gabba. England’s form man from the last series Ian Bell (5) offered up a simple bat/pad catch for Steve Smith. Matt Prior (0) then followed Bell’s lead with an almost identical dismissal off his very first ball.

Johnson soon accounted for Joe Root (2) and Graeme Swann (0) to leave England teetering on 91-8. At this stage avoiding the follow on seemed to be a huge task. Broad (32) and Chris Tremlett (8) at least avoided that ignominy. England’s innings was soon complete though, recording a paltry score of 136 as they folded completely under the intense Aussie pressure.

Australia’s bowling is a lot stronger than their batting and so it proved here. The quick pitch at the Gabba certainly suited their attack; they hounded England into submission and dealt several psychological scars to the opposition batsmen. This could be Australia’s version of the infamous Bodyline series, England wilted under the short stuff and can expect plenty more of it between now and the end of the series.

Chris Rogers (15*) and David Warner (45*) compounded England’s misery by safely negotiating the rest of the day to close on 65-0. Australia’s lead is a mammoth 224, with the aggressive batters they have and with said batters now in a rare position of being under little pressure that lead could grow very quickly on day three.


There is a forecast of thunderstorms for the rest of this Test. Perhaps the biggest storm happened in the afternoon session today. Still at least the weather forecast will provide a crumb of comfort to shell-shocked England supporters who will be limbering up for a prolonged rain dance just in case. Mind you, should the weather not provide an escape, it’s worth noting that England got 517-1 batting second at the Gabba three years ago. And that pitch still looks very flat to me…

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